Lobster Hug

lob•ster hug

-noun 1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.


Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.


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Posts tagged "cat"

My cat has melted.

She always knows when I’m about to get up and comes to sit on me.

What? No I’m not letting you out of bed today…I don’t care how badly you have to pee.

My cat loves this pillow so much I think she needs a friend.

Came home early ‘cause I’m sick. I’ve been trapped under the cat ever since.

craftastrophies:

womb-dance:

Photo series by Richard Watherwax: Fat Cat Capsizing

Who took these photos of me??

I keep expecting my fat cat to do this but she is too careful.

Cat enjoying the tree skirt

When my obsession with my cat collides with my desire to do Christmas to the extreme.