Lobster Hug
-noun
1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb
2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.
Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.
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Reunited and it feels so good.
I left my cat with my in-laws while the husband and I visited PDX. I missed her bunches
I have the sweetest fatty cat ever.
Kitten hot chocolate!!!!
Cat in the tub. This was the third time she got in there since I’ve been home
I don’t always scratch scratchers, but when I do, they are full of catnip.
OTP: Pounce and a scratcher full of catnip
I’ve been trying to post this from my phone for days and it hasn’t worked.
Finally, you can watch my adorably fat cat play with her favorite toy.
The Sphinx waits for her next victim
LASAR CAT!
Chocolate croissants and a cat.
Perfect morning is perfect.
