Lobster Hug

lob•ster hug

-noun 1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.


Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.


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stitch-please:

  • Knit and eat
  • Knit and read
  • Knit and walk
  • Knit and do homework
  • Knit and take notes
  • Knit and play video games

I was overly ambitious with my Christmas knitting this year. I wish I could knit and work at my job that pays me because damn is it getting in the way.

Also, I just want to play Skyward Sword all the time.

(via porchhag)