Lobster Hug
lob•ster hug
-noun
1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb
2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.
Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.
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Posts tagged "Why isn't it my job to knit and play Zelda?"
- Knit and eat
- Knit and read
- Knit and walk
- Knit and do homework
- Knit and take notes
- Knit and play video games
I was overly ambitious with my Christmas knitting this year. I wish I could knit and work at my job that pays me because damn is it getting in the way.
Also, I just want to play Skyward Sword all the time.
(via porchhag)
