Lobster Hug

lob•ster hug

-noun 1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.


Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.


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Easing back into tumblr with a picture of my new familiar.

This is Pounce and she is already stealing my seat.

  1. queenieinmanhattan said: LOVE that you’re calling her your familiar. Love. It. Also, love her markings.
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