1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.
Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.
I had a dream last night that I met Chris Evans through a work event and we became buds and he came to my hometown to go cross country skiing with me.
In the dream at one point, I saw him at a grocery store and I tweeted about how stupid hot he looked.
The weirdest part of the dream was walking along a country road lined with cornfields with some girls I went to high school with and in the middle of the field was Fenway Park.