Lobster Hug

lob•ster hug

-noun 1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.


Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.


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Recent Tweets @lobsterhug

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

(via parentheticalaside)

The cat is sleeping on my head and it’s too dark to take a pic. Sad.

#mmmm Doritos

(via craftastrophies)

shmemson:

Me all summer

(via curliestofcrowns)

About to be slathered in garlic butter.

About to be slathered in garlic butter.

I had a dream last night that I met Chris Evans through a work event and we became buds and he came to my hometown to go cross country skiing with me.

In the dream at one point, I saw him at a grocery store and I tweeted about how stupid hot he looked.

The weirdest part of the dream was walking along a country road lined with cornfields with some girls I went to high school with and in the middle of the field was Fenway Park.

craftastrophies:

Boyfriend: what’re you thinking about?
Me: potatoes.

thebattleofwits very true. And the trailers all include the same half a dozen lines. He is certainly hot enough to be Jamie!