Lobster Hug

lob•ster hug

-noun 1. A variation of the bear hug: a) a stiff embrace performed by New Englanders whose inbred Puritanism makes physical affection awkward. b) a clingy, pincer like hug involving one or both legs that smacks of desperation.
-verb 2. To crush the things I love into a liquid the consistency of unicorn's blood so that I can absorb their essence.


Things that I lobster hug: books, movies, tv, food, knitting, Zelda, feminists, pro-choicers, progressives.


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Recent Tweets @lobsterhug
  • Husband: what's the topsy song?
  • Me (sings): they'll say AAAWWWWE topsy at my AAAUUUtopsy
  • Husband: wait, what?
  • Me (sings again): they'll say AAAWWWWE topsy at my AAAUUUtopsy
  • Husband: I never got that is was awe topsy and autopsy before.

I have a week off from work. I’m going to live in kaftans and leggings.

mallelis:

kiss everyone

feel nothing

big hair, no heart

(via murielsweating)

deadclonewalking:

  • au where marvel greenlights a black widow solo movie
  • it does so well it gets three sequels and a tv show spinoff
  • those do so well we get movies of multiple female superheroes
  • including woc superheroes who kick ass

(via blackwidowinitiative)

nudiemuse:

jackburtonsays:

Yes gawd…

Can u not

(via craftastrophies)

oreyoreos:

maria-amino:

rihenna:

Rihanna as Tip in the first official Dreamworks Animation Trailer Home

I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST

gonna reblog so that everyone can know about this movie

(via gif-ographic-memory)

The sex is the same Claire on top previously used in other trailers. But this has lots of new footage.

I’m about half way through The Fiery Cross and it just hit me that the book has barely covered six months of time.

Then I got to thinking of the timelines of the other Outlander books.

And suffice it to say I will be creating a spreadsheet of all the timelines if anyone would like it for reference.

erikawithac:

georgeslays:

Will and Kate are honestly the cutest

will reminds me so, so much of neville longbottom

(via kelsium)